SFW Advent

Name That Snow-Menace!

Everyone must choose a festive nickname today.
Not just cute, all things clever or cursed is encouraged.

The Cinnamon Summoning Ritual

Acquire something cinnamon today – drink, pastry, candle, or even a cinnamon stick you found in a drawer.
Present it to the tavern as an offering.
Bonus: describe it dramatically like an adventurer presenting loot.

Elf Possession Protocol

You are possessed by a mildly exasperated Christmas elf.
Rules:
you must occasionally mutter “tsk” or “honestly…”
you must fix imaginary decorations in the air.
you may complain about glitter at least once.

Hearth & Home: Tavern Snapshot Day

Post a cozy scene from your home – fairy lights, blankets, warm drink, your pet looking scandalized, but caption it like it’s a tavern snapshot from a fantasy world.

Chaos Caroling

Holiday music is known to ring throughout the halls of the Meadery during the season, but this years sheet music seems to be missing. Take one of your favorite holiday songs and add a bratty or tamer twist to share with fellow patrons.

Example:
Deck the halls with whips and paddles
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Throwing glitter till we dazzle
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Now we don our gags and blindfolds
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Because brats cannot do what we’re told
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Market of Merry Misadventures

Go to a market (or browse online) and select ONE item you’d buy for your D&D character.
Explain why it’s perfect for them!

OrnaMENTAL Breakdown

Share a photo of a weird/cute/ugly ornament.

Secret Snow Sprite Operation

Do a small nice thing for someone – a meme, a DM, a compliment, a reaction spam and do not reveal you were the Sprite unless cornered.

The Great Cocoa Conjuring

Make the most decadent hot drink you can.
Bonus: name it like a potion (“Frostwarden’s Brew,” “Cozy Goblin Serum,” etc.).
Share your “potion” with the tavern.

Blizzard Scout Recon Report

Take a photo outside that shows winter vibes, holiday lights, a tree, a chaotic window display, a confused pigeon in snow.
Caption it like a field report from an adventurer.

Winter Lore Study Session

Share what winter/holiday media you’re consuming today:
a book, a comics page, a fanfic chapter, a recipe, even a meme.
Declare it your “study material for Winter Lore proficiency.”

Cozy Creature Catwalk

Wear something cozy or festive today.
Post it.

The Tinsel Crime Spree

Decorate something that really shouldn’t be decorated.
A plant. A stapler. Your headphones. Your microwave.
Post the crime scene.
Tag someone to commit their own Tinsel Crime.

Snack of Destiny

Treat yourself to ONE festive snack.
Bonus challenge:
describe the flavour using dramatic fantasy exaggerations.
(“Infused with the tears of a sugarplum fairy who just discovered debt.”)

The Meadery’s Merry Mixtape

Share a winter/holiday song – legit, cursed, emotional, meme-tier, chaotic, anything.
We build a Meadery playlist from the submissions.

Summon Your Seasonal Creature Form

Summon your inner winter creature (blanket goblin, hot chocolate dragon, fluffy yeti).
Take a cozy photo.
Community guesses your creature type.

Cookie Chronicles: Tales of Crumb & Chaos

Find or acquire a cookie.
Write a 2–3 sentence lore entry about it:
its history, its tragic destiny, its crimes.
Eat it with honour.

Candlelight Reverie

Turn on soft lights or candles and sit in the glow for 10–15 minutes.
Share one thing in your space that looks most magical in the dim light.

Snowfall Brag Wall

Share one thing you’re proud of from this year.
Small, weird, chaotic, heartfelt – all accepted.
React to others. Build each other up.

Frostbitten Fancy Drinks Competition

Make your drink fancy – whipped cream, candy cane, cinnamon, a dramatic swirl of milk.
Bonus: use a ridiculous adjective to describe it.

Winter Familiar Delivery Service

Assign a winter familiar to 3 people on the server:
a frost fox, a deranged jingle gremlin, a sleepy snow owl, a peppermint dragon…
Tag them so they receive their familiar.

The Great Gift-Wrap Crime of ’25

Wrap one object intentionally terribly.
Tape crimes encouraged. Paper wrinkles welcomed.
Share the result.
Bonus: make others guess the object.

Meme the Halls

Post holiday memes: wholesome, cursed, chaotic, whatever fits.
Bonus challenge: tag someone whose personality this meme matches.

The Final Feast at the Frosted Flagon

Prepare or order a special festive meal/snack.
Share your “Meadery Feast Plate.”
Wish the tavern a warm holiday message as we close the advent journey.